Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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