Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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