I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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