what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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