he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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