STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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