so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
