she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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