are you still at the devil's house?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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