You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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