dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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