New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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