so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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