put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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