week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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