They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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