your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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