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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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