i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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