Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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