just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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