I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Randomize
