His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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