I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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