yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Less talking, more tequila
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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