i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Your penis caused this!
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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