Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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