Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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