so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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