She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
