Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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