$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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