That's intense
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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