it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
