Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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