i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
