Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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