we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
My bed smells like the plague
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