I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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