i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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