I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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