I'm lost and stupid without you.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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