he wants to bone in the snuggie
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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