last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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