I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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