Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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