it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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