Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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