That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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