She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Omg I joined a choir last night...
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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